UPDATE [8/17/2012]: All internship positions have been filled.
We’re looking for more front desk interns! Please contact us if you are a fine, upstanding gym citizen, as well as a well-organized self-starter with good people skills.
Interns receive membership in exchange for working two 90-minute front desk shifts per week, plus making themselves available for occasional training meetings.
If you’re interested in brokering such a deal for yourself, please forward your relevant qualifications to firstname.lastname@example.org. Internships are reevaluated at the end of every quarter based on prevailing business needs and past quarter performance.